Lyrics

When I woke up this mornin',
My head was ringin' like a bell,
From another night of tryin' to forget
When I sobered up, I realized
That I was still in hell
And the only cure
Is somethin' cold and wet

So I stumbled into the kitchen
To check on my supply
Of that bubbly ale
That helps me to relax
Just a couple of cans
And I can't hear her bitchin'
Til the phone rings
And it's my old battle axe

I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out of beer
If you come lookin' for fun
You won't find none here
I thought I was a winner
But I'm the loser of the year
I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out beer

It's a 12-step program
Comin' down from her apartment
I counted each step
On my home last night
While I lay there
Comfy in the gutter
I swore this time
I'd finally seen the light

I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out of beer
If you come lookin' for fun
You won't find none here
I thought I was a winner
But I'm the loser of the year
I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out beer

I ain't blamin' nothin'
On the young'uns
Lord knows it's not their fault
And it never was
And I love them all
Just like they were icy cold ones
And they never scream the way their mother does

I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out of beer
If you come lookin' for fun
You won't find none here
I thought I was a winner
But I'm the loser of the year
I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out beer

I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out of beer
If you come lookin' for fun
You won't find none here
I thought I was a winner
But I'm the loser of the year
I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out beer

I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out of beer
If you come lookin' for fun
You won't find none here
I thought I was a winner
But I'm the loser of the year
I've got 2 X wives
And I'm runnin' out beer